This is simply the best blog post I have read by anyone, anywhere, all year. Please read it.

Hats off to Brian Kellet at www.briankellett.net

Yesterday Liz Jones wrote the most appalling article in (you've guessed it) The Mail.

Today Brian Kellet has written the most brilliant reply imaginable.

Get a cup of Tea, sit back and enjoy.

PS Everyone should follow the v funny @LizJonesSomalia on Twitter. If only for how much she must hate it.