Dear The Labour Party

You may try to take our policies on Mansion Tax and on the Living Wage

You can copy our Party Conference vote on the Bedroom Tax

You can win over our former Director of Policy

And you can even attempt to steal our mantle as the champions of civil liberties

But there's one thing you will never take away from us.

OUR GLEE CLUB

This, may I suggest, is a step too far....

Update. @aaemmerson tells me that the main act in the Adonis Cabaret Show is called Ophelia Balls. Adonis. Balls. Is there a Princess Miliband?