I don't know who this was* but hats off: if you're going to make a statement, make it like this...
In response to "Why isn't Nick Clegg attending the Privy Council?...' The Telegraph reports the following:
“I can’t believe we are having this ------- conversation again,” an aide to the DPM emoted in a tirade worthy of Malcolm Tucker in the television series The Thick of It. “The ------ fact is he can’t ------- be everywhere, but I know you are going to go off and write that the DPM has ------- snubbed the Queen once a ------- gain.”
* but I can guess